WORLD’S WORST CYBER GAMES
Posted on Sunday, November 27, 2005
Topic: We, The Citizens
Now that the World Cyber Games are over, here’s a look at some games they rejected:

Grand Theft Auto: Sesame Street
King Kong: Plays Ping Pong
Need for Speed: Kena Saman
Star Wars: Battle to Scrape As Much Money From Stupid Kids as Possible
Dance Dance Revolution: Community Club Senior Citizen Line Dancing
Resident Evil (HDB edition)
FIFA Nonstop ‘Ole Ole Ole Ole’ Singalong 2006
Final Fantasy VII: The Cute SCGS Chick Who Sits Behind Me in the Bus Everyday That I Don’t Have The Guts to Speak To
Super Mario Mahjong Multiplayer Session
The Sims: Everitt Road
Tony Hawk: HDB Void Deck Handicapped Ramp Skate-o-rama
Pokemon Casino Poker Battle
Barbie: Bulimia in the Bathroom 2005
Extreme NASCAR: Tyre Pumchek on the AYE
Pimply Virgin Who Stays In His Room Whole Day Doing Donno What (Special Edition)
Tetris: Phua Chu Kang edition